DAY 58: Grandpa, back in the COVID
plague of 2020, what did you do
all day? You had about 100 days
cloistered at home, with almost no
distractions or responsibilities,
did you invent things
did you invent things
or come up with grand ideas
to save us all?
to save us all?
Well, let's see if I can
remember ... we watched TV
remember ... we watched TV
a lot, that I remember, hours and
hours, the news obsessively and
all those terrible shows they
used to make.
What else?
What else?
Not that much, we ate too much,
lots of sugar and salt snacks
and mostly sat on couches in
our pajamas.
You couldn't go out to eat,
You couldn't go out to eat,
so what foods did you miss?
Fast food. -- Oh, yuck.
I don't get it, you had a
unique opportunity, 100 free days
help yourself, help someone else
couldn't you do something better?
couldn't you do something better?
I guess we were scared and confused
and weak, we waited and hoped
we wouldn't be the next to die.
What about living?
Sometimes we tried, but everyone was
bored and depressed, "too depressed
Sometimes we tried, but everyone was
bored and depressed, "too depressed
to get dressed" we said, so not
much happened until we could
finally go outside again.
You mean before the second wave?
Yeah, the giant tsunami.
But didn't you know that that
You mean before the second wave?
Yeah, the giant tsunami.
But didn't you know that that
would happen? It was so obvious!
Sure, we knew, and
Sure, we knew, and
went out anyway.
[Now, make a movie about that
I dare you.]
[Now, make a movie about that
I dare you.]
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