The Quarantine Chronicles, Day 19

DAY 19: I just got done slicing jalapenos

now I have to put in my

contacts because we're having a

Corona party online

I can only see four friends

(video chat program limitations)

at a time but it'll be crazy fun

to watch each other get drunk

eating the guac and chips I got

yesterday when I went out to

the grocery store (still open) for a

week's supply of brewskis that might

only last a couple days.

I did not open carry to the

Save-Mart but I will be

cocked and loaded to guard

my beer supply from my room-

mate's bad habits,

if this Corona party works

we could do it again next week

for my birthday except that

my girlfriend won't or can't

come over and I hate my house-

mates who steal my shit so I'm

almost ready to go online

to some virtual dating service

with naked pictures included

and laugh with a stranger like 

we've never laughed before, loud and long

that expiration of bad beer breath

keeps the evil spirits away

then wash everything down

with alcohol

so much alcohol --

cocked and loaded, baby.